her dad boned a hottie

 

<--------------irish boy

 

I gotta check out this place in Boston!

 

Why Guinness is Better Than a Woman:

A Guinness always goes down easy.

A Guinness doesn't care when you come.

A Guinness doesn't get jealous when you grab another Guinness.

A Guinness won't get upset if you come home and have another Guinness on your breath.

A frigid Guinness is a good Guinness.

After you've had a Guinness, the bottle is still worth 10 cents.

Guinness doesn't demand equality.

Guinness is always wet.

Guinness is never late.

Guinness never has a headache.

Guinness stains wash out.

Hangovers go away.

If you change Guinness you don't have to pay alimony.

If you pour a Guinness right you'll always get a good head.

When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a Guinness.

When your Guinness goes flat, you toss it out.

You always know when you're the first to pop a Guinness.

You can always have more than one Guinness in one night and not feel guilty

You can enjoy a Guinness all month long.

You can have a Guinness in public.

You can share a Guinness with your friends.

You don't have to wash a Guinness before it tastes good.

You don't have to wine and dine Guinness.

Your Guinness will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football.

 

i'm somewhat irish, and northern mexican

 

RB... i didnt know you swing that way

 

What way? You pour it in glasses.

 

i mean sharing woman

 

btw, does notre dame count as irish? cuz it was created by French

 

I don't. That's the point.