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Semi-Official ‘Things You Learned In Life’

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Old 06-22-2024, 06:32 PM
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27 - If given a chance, rub a puppy’s belly
28 - Buy the kid behind you in a grocery store checkout line a candy bar.
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29 - It’s ok to have ice cream for breakfast.
30 - Take one day and do the opposite of what you normally do (you write right handed, write left handed for the day).
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31 - Do something nice for a friend.
32 - Pay it forward.
33 - Send a random message/card to a friend and just thank them for being a person in your life.
34 - The next time a friend drives you home, fill up their gas tank.
35 - Buy your coworkers a bunch of donuts.
36 - Call your Mom/Dad/Brother//Sister/Aunt/Uncle/Cousin etc and just say ‘Love you’.
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37 - McDonalds > Burger King.
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38 - memorize your partner’s birthday, the first date, anniversary, and their family’s anniversary, birthdays of their parents and siblings etc.
39 - at least once a day, crank up your favorite song, roll the windows down and sing out loud to your heart’s content.
40 - never sneak snacks into a movie theater.
41 - give a compliment to a friend / colleague everyday.
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42 - bring your shopping cart back to the store or at least to the cart corral.
43 - Michael > LeBron
44 - own at one least convertible in your life.
45 - learn how to drive a manual transmission.
46 - learn how back up a trailer you are using.
47 - learn Momish

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48 - read a book at least once a month.
49 - let that person merge in front of you.
50 - use your damn turn signals.
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Originally Posted by zdave87
22 - Ketchup does not belong on a hot dog.
23 - Pineapples do not belong on pizza.
oh Dave, I can't eat hot dogs without ketchup, same thing with hamburgers.

I understand the pineapple thing and that is very true in the strictest Italian sense of how pizza is made. Even as an Italian and self-proclaimed pizza expert I do have pineapple on my pizzas at times.
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51 - break out of your comfort zone when it comes to dating / meeting new people or friends of friends.
52 - use coupons.
53 - give a fist bump to stranger.
54 - get a wall calendar and on the last day of the year (using next years calendar as a target), throw a dart at that calendar and wherever it lands, that’s your day. Take that day off and do whatever you want to do.
55 - cook something new once a month.
56 - save your change daily, and use that to treat yourself.
57 - be emotional in front of friends.
58 - it’s ok to eat a bag of Doritos in bed at 3am if you had a rough day.
59 - check your oil.
60 - be polite.
61 - stand up for yourself.
62 - use a bookmark instead of folding the corner of a page.
63 - buy the bar a round of shots.
64 - always tell that person you care about that you love them.
65 - sometimes, you need to admit you were wrong.
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