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Semi-Official ‘Things You Learned In Life’

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Old 06-22-2024, 05:11 AM
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1 - Always say ‘Please and Thank You’.
2 - Hold the door open for the person behind you
3 - If you are the passenger in a vehicle, you may not change the radio station, volume or adjust the temperature.
4 - Always buy lemonade or Girl Scout cookies from a kid
5 - It’s ok to say ‘Sorry’ or ‘It’s my mistake’.
6 - People who are getting off an elevator, have the right of way.
7 - Mom is always right.
8 - Rightie tighty, lefty loosely.
9 - Always cut a sandwich on the diagonal.
10 - Put your underwear on first, then socks, then pants/skirt, and then shoes.
11 - It’s ok to disagree with another person on whatever the issue is but try to look at that issue from their point of view.
12 - Sammy is better than Dave.
13 - ‘Seinfeld’ > ‘Friends’
14 - ‘Star Wars’ > ‘Star Trek’
15 - ‘S2000’ > ‘Miata’
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16 - Make a person laugh.
17 - Follow through on your promises.
18 - Make out your will.
19 - Update your emergency contact list.
20 - Write down all your passwords etc, so that your heirs have access to that.
21 - At least once a day, crank up your radio/stereo when your favorite song/band comes on.
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I learned how to spell refrigerator
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Originally Posted by zdave87
3 - If you are the passenger in a vehicle, you may not change the radio station, volume or adjust the temperature.
Or honk the horn. I had a friend in high school who did that.
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Took me a few tough experiences but…I learned sometimes we ignore our gut instinct even though it’s there to protect us.
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22 - Ketchup does not belong on a hot dog.
23 - Pineapples do not belong on pizza.
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24 - experience is the best teacher because it give the examples before the lesson
25 - you can fool all the people some of the time, some of the people all of the time, but you can't fool mom
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26.Humans are disappointing in many ways.
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You can't cheat an honest man - never give a sucker an even break - never smarten up a chump.
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1. Treat others they way you want to be treated yourself.
2. If you have nothing good to say, say nothing.
3. If you make a mistake - admit it. Then learn from your mistakes. Mistakes are great teachers.
4. Perfection is the enemy of good.


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