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Old 10-29-2003 | 08:51 AM
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Many years ago, in Scotland, a new game was invented: Gentlemen only, ladies forbidden. Thus, the word GOLF entered the English language.

The first couple to be shown in bed on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%. The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%.

The cost of raising a medium-sized dog to age 11: $6,400.

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

111,111,111x111,111,111+12,345,678,987,654,321.

In Shakespear's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the saying "Goodnight, sleep tight."

In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. In Old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would tell at them "Mind your pints and quarts. Settle down." Hence the saying "Mind tour Ps and Qs."

Many years ago, in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they would whistle to get some service. Hence the phrase "wet your whistle."

At least 75% of the people who read this will try to lick their elbows.
Old 10-29-2003 | 08:56 AM
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Does the elbow thing include dwarfs? I bet they could come pretty damn close!
Old 10-29-2003 | 09:04 AM
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Beats the shit outta me.
Old 10-29-2003 | 09:19 AM
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R B dontcha just WISH you could see ALL the WHORES tryin to lick their elbow! I just did!


Ohhhhh and I guess maybe I am a REDHEAD!
Old 10-29-2003 | 09:20 AM
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Originally posted by The Raptor
Beats the shit outta me.

You KNOW whats gonna happen if Wack sees this reply
Old 10-29-2003 | 09:56 AM
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No. What?
Old 10-29-2003 | 09:59 AM
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the cotton on one side of a q-tip is always tighter than the other side.......
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that only happens in moms threads that are started on 10/28/03
Old 10-29-2003 | 10:30 AM
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MOM has tightly-wound Q-tips on one side?


I'm outta here.



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