My birthday is tomorrow. The dual purpose gift was invented for me. When I was a little kid I would get a nice Christmas gift and Christmas card. Inside the card would be taped a stale, cracked (usually green) jellybean. Underneath the jellybean was written (in the almost illegible scribble of an obviously inebriated person): "Oh, yeah, by the way, Happy Birthday, you ing little asshole." This probably goes a long way toward explaining some of my unique behavioral characteristics.

 

Happy Birthday Santa..I mean Raptor...

hope you have a good Birthday! nothing wrong with green jellybeans......unless its the puke flavor ones...

 

my bday is on the 16th of december and i get jipped of presents too.....my grandparents always send me an xmas card with happy birthday inside of it....it SUCKS!

 

I never been jipped.....when I was a kid, i would make out with like 2 G by the end of December.....then I would spend it all in January and be broke till next December

 

No such luck here.

 

Well, damn, George.... Happy (pre) Birthday!

 

I only read the first line RB, but my birthday is next thursday... not quite the same, but close. When I was little my parents would run off and party for NewYears and I'd be sad and pathetic at home alone.

I make up for it now by having raging parties and all kinds of debautchery...... oh well......

happy boifday anyhow :stalecake:

 

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Your bday is on the 1st. I know a guy who was born on February 29. He only celebrates his birthday every four years and claims to be 11.

 

I'm sorry, I meant wednesday, the 31st I've hit my head too much.

I think your friend is on to something and I would do the same

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

It's tough to share your bd with a holiday, I feel your pain!