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Old 11-27-2020 | 09:59 AM
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The dual purpose gift was invented for me. When I was a little kid I would get a nice Christmas gift and Christmas card. Inside the card would be taped a stale, cracked (usually green) jellybean. Underneath the jellybean was written (in the barely legible penmanship of an obviously inebriated person): "Oh, yeah, by the way, Happy Birthday, you little asshole."

Old 11-28-2020 | 07:48 AM
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Yep its semi-officially Christmas time
Old 11-28-2020 | 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by vtecmom
Yep its semi-officially Christmas time
Thanks, Mom.
Old 11-28-2020 | 11:19 AM
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Old 11-28-2020 | 11:31 AM
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its beginning to look a lot like christmas
Old 11-28-2020 | 04:20 PM
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its beginning to look a lot like christmas
We're putting up Christmas lights tomorrow (not my idea -- too early).
Old 11-28-2020 | 06:05 PM
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Is it over yet?
Old 11-28-2020 | 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by zdave87
Is it over yet?
Christmas?
Old 11-29-2020 | 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted by zdave87
Is it over yet?
Not yet. Next week.
Old 11-29-2020 | 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor
We're putting up Christmas lights tomorrow (not my idea -- too early).
well? how does it look?


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