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Old 02-08-2006 | 09:23 PM
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"To cook well, learn all about spices," Tom said, sagely and in thyme-ly
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"Now that's sloppy embroidery," Tom needled cruelly.
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"I will improve my psychic abilities," said Luke Skywalker
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"I will drive much more carefully," Tom said recklessly, "and pay off all my parking tickets," he added finely.
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"It's all coming back to me now," said Tom as he spit into the wind.
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"I love watching the women ice skaters," said Tom figuratively.
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"The car ran out of gas too soon", Tom said, preemptively
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"I gave the trousers to a silent clown," Tom pantomimed.
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"Of course I can climb cliffs," Tom bluffed..
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When the millionaire died, he did vow
To leave hundreds of cuckoo clocks -- Wow!
He did not have a mate,
So his massive estate
All the lawyers are winding up now.
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