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Old 02-07-2006 | 01:46 PM
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Old 02-07-2006 | 01:47 PM
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Three fingers were willing to cooperate but the thumb and forefinger were opposed.
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Old 02-07-2006 | 01:48 PM
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The earless defendant waived his hearing.
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Old 02-08-2006 | 07:50 PM
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lol MORE?!!?
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Old 02-08-2006 | 09:13 PM
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Who did the mortician invite to his party?
Anyone he could dig up!
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Old 02-08-2006 | 09:14 PM
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Which president was least guilty?
Lincoln. He is in a cent.
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Old 02-08-2006 | 09:14 PM
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Why is Saudi Arabia free of mental illness?
There are nomad people there.







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What is the religion of a woman who had a sex-change operation.
A He Then
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The Complete Shrimp Cookbook is pure prawnography.
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If the devil lost his tail, where could he find a new one?
At a store where they retail spirits.
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