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Old 02-03-2006 | 12:25 PM
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My brother saved money by shaving his head rather than going to the barber. You might say he was making cutbacks.
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He was so pickled that he was hard of herring.
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He crashed through several windows, but felt no pane.
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The optician fell into the lens grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself.
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A job circumcising elephants isn't so bad. The base salary is small but the tips are big.
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My new expensive vacuum cleaner really sucked.
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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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A sky diving photographer was arrested for in-descent exposures.
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Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
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He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
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