Presents!
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Presents!
Stan: Yeah. And you know? I think I learned something today, it doesn't matter if you're Christian or Jewish or Atheist or Hindu. Christmas still is about one very important thing:
Cartman: Yeah, ham.
Stan: No not ham, you fat f*ck!
Cartman: F*ck you!
Stan: Christmas is about something much more important.
Kyle: What?
Stan: Presents.
Kyle: Ah.
Stan: Don't you see, Kyle? Presents.
Kyle: Hey man, if you're Jewish you get presents for eight days.
Stan: Wow, really? Count me in.
Cartman: Yeah, I'll be a Jew too.
Kids: [leaving]
"Dreidel dreidel dreidel
I made you out of clay
Dreidel dreidel dreidel
With dreidel I will play!"
Cartman: Yeah, ham.
Stan: No not ham, you fat f*ck!
Cartman: F*ck you!
Stan: Christmas is about something much more important.
Kyle: What?
Stan: Presents.
Kyle: Ah.
Stan: Don't you see, Kyle? Presents.
Kyle: Hey man, if you're Jewish you get presents for eight days.
Stan: Wow, really? Count me in.
Cartman: Yeah, I'll be a Jew too.
Kids: [leaving]
"Dreidel dreidel dreidel
I made you out of clay
Dreidel dreidel dreidel
With dreidel I will play!"
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Here's what I got:
A shirt and hat from my friends at Johnny O'hagan's in Chicago
Green Day - American Idiot
Father of the Bride DVD (I love Steve Martin)
A Wrigley Field Blanket
A laundry hamper (hint, hint)
The giant Toblerone Bar
Chocolate Covered Cherries
4 pair of Jockey Boxer Briefs (I like to sleep in them)
A shirt and hat from my friends at Johnny O'hagan's in Chicago
Green Day - American Idiot
Father of the Bride DVD (I love Steve Martin)
A Wrigley Field Blanket
A laundry hamper (hint, hint)
The giant Toblerone Bar
Chocolate Covered Cherries
4 pair of Jockey Boxer Briefs (I like to sleep in them)
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Originally Posted by AZWILDCATS,Dec 25 2004, 10:10 AM
Here's what I got:
A shirt and hat from my friends at Johnny O'hagan's in Chicago
Green Day - American Idiot
Father of the Bride DVD (I love Steve Martin)
A Wrigley Field Blanket
A laundry hamper (hint, hint)
The giant Toblerone Bar
Chocolate Covered Cherries
4 pair of Jockey Boxer Briefs (I like to sleep in them)
A shirt and hat from my friends at Johnny O'hagan's in Chicago
Green Day - American Idiot
Father of the Bride DVD (I love Steve Martin)
A Wrigley Field Blanket
A laundry hamper (hint, hint)
The giant Toblerone Bar
Chocolate Covered Cherries
4 pair of Jockey Boxer Briefs (I like to sleep in them)
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Originally Posted by The Unabageler,Dec 25 2004, 10:40 AM
i got drunk and laid and i'm getting a home cooked dinner later today.
I neither got laid or drunk... am having home cooked meal tonight!
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Originally Posted by AZWILDCATS,Dec 25 2004, 10:41 AM
Wow! You hit the mother load!
I neither got laid or drunk... am having home cooked meal tonight!
I neither got laid or drunk... am having home cooked meal tonight!
sorry i'm picky