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Old 12-25-2004 | 08:19 AM
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Stan: Yeah. And you know? I think I learned something today, it doesn't matter if you're Christian or Jewish or Atheist or Hindu. Christmas still is about one very important thing:
Cartman: Yeah, ham.
Stan: No not ham, you fat f*ck!
Cartman: F*ck you!
Stan: Christmas is about something much more important.
Kyle: What?
Stan: Presents.
Kyle: Ah.
Stan: Don't you see, Kyle? Presents.
Kyle: Hey man, if you're Jewish you get presents for eight days.
Stan: Wow, really? Count me in.
Cartman: Yeah, I'll be a Jew too.
Kids: [leaving]
"Dreidel dreidel dreidel
I made you out of clay
Dreidel dreidel dreidel
With dreidel I will play!"

Old 12-25-2004 | 08:22 AM
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I love South Park.
Old 12-25-2004 | 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted by BBY2KS2K,Dec 25 2004, 09:22 AM
I love South Park.
Me too!!!
Old 12-25-2004 | 09:10 AM
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Here's what I got:

A shirt and hat from my friends at Johnny O'hagan's in Chicago
Green Day - American Idiot
Father of the Bride DVD (I love Steve Martin)
A Wrigley Field Blanket
A laundry hamper (hint, hint)
The giant Toblerone Bar
Chocolate Covered Cherries
4 pair of Jockey Boxer Briefs (I like to sleep in them)
Old 12-25-2004 | 09:11 AM
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so what did you get, i like SP to
Old 12-25-2004 | 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted by AZWILDCATS,Dec 25 2004, 10:10 AM
Here's what I got:

A shirt and hat from my friends at Johnny O'hagan's in Chicago
Green Day - American Idiot
Father of the Bride DVD (I love Steve Martin)
A Wrigley Field Blanket
A laundry hamper (hint, hint)
The giant Toblerone Bar
Chocolate Covered Cherries
4 pair of Jockey Boxer Briefs (I like to sleep in them)
Old 12-25-2004 | 09:40 AM
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i got drunk and laid and i'm getting a home cooked dinner later today.
Old 12-25-2004 | 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted by The Unabageler,Dec 25 2004, 10:40 AM
i got drunk and laid and i'm getting a home cooked dinner later today.
Wow! You hit the mother load!

I neither got laid or drunk... am having home cooked meal tonight!
Old 12-25-2004 | 09:44 AM
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I got some goodies for da VMOM and some for VMOM too
Old 12-25-2004 | 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by AZWILDCATS,Dec 25 2004, 10:41 AM
Wow! You hit the mother load!

I neither got laid or drunk... am having home cooked meal tonight!
you really mean mother lode, a term that entered the vernacular with the gold rush. http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/Mother%20lode


sorry i'm picky


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