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Old 12-04-2002 | 12:31 PM
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Originally posted by Zoechops
my poor spouse gets a shot in her ass (a real shot) once every three months to keep the babies away.

*Replay of "Mrs Chops" getting shot in the ass*

......................... ....................... "@#$%&!!!!!!"

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Old 12-04-2002 | 01:08 PM
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"I'm pregnant and it's not yours" ... OK, how about "I'm pregnant and IT IS yours" .... now that would freak me out ...
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Old 12-04-2002 | 01:10 PM
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How about "The dog's pregnant and it's yours."
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Old 12-04-2002 | 06:29 PM
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How about, "Your dad is much better at that than you are ...."
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Old 12-04-2002 | 06:32 PM
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Originally posted by The Raptor
How about "The dog's pregnant and it's yours."
hehehheheheh.....
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Old 12-04-2002 | 06:32 PM
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I got one! More of a chant really:

"NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK!"
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Old 12-04-2002 | 06:33 PM
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Old 12-04-2002 | 06:45 PM
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How about " I was driving your car today and a redlight with an oil can on it was on and it wouldn't go off"
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Old 12-04-2002 | 06:48 PM
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HAHAHAHA! Good one robb.

"Honey, a plow hit your car while I was out shopping."
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Old 01-20-2006 | 08:14 PM
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