Once: upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a
perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was,
of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their
perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side
of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to
disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple
loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving
along delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect
couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the
accident.

Question: Who was the survivor?
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Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really
existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and
there is no such thing as a perfect man.

**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men keep
scrolling.

















































So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have
been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

Men Keep scrolling






























































By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates
another point: Women never listen.

 

I at least expected a picture considering the post length

 

repost type R

still funny though bean

 

baaaaa...

 

 

 

i like to repost.. im following the footsteps of james..

 

haha that is kinda funny

 

kinda!