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10-26-2005 | 10:59 AM
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10-26-2005 | 11:01 AM
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You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature.
10-26-2005 | 11:07 AM
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And my favorite line:
I think we can all look forward to the time when these three theories are given equal time in our science classrooms across the country, and eventually the world; One third time for Intelligent Design, one third time for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, and one third time for logical conjecture based on overwhelming observable evidence.
10-26-2005 | 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Oct 26 2005, 01:04 PM
Such 
We all know the whole world is connected by one long string of Linguini!
The FSM is going to send his little gnoccis to get you.
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10-26-2005 | 11:49 AM
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"But what our scientist does not realize is that every time he makes a measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage."
any creator that is actively screwing up things in our world, is alright with me
any creator that is actively screwing up things in our world, is alright with me
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