A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"

"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."

"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt."

"Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"

"I don't remember much after that..."

 

 

 

so the cow wrapped the 5 iron around his neck?

 

Cows are mean.




Especially if you try to tip them.

 

Whoa Jeff. That's just not right.

 

:golfclap:

 

poor cow

 

What if they are a waiter?

 

I've found when tipping cows, you can't just leave 18%. . . it's either 100% or 0%