One day a man was walking across a bridge
03-23-2003 | 09:45 AM
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One day a man was walking across a bridge
when he approached a woman
standing on the edge ready to jump. He asked her what she was doing to
which she replied "I'm ending it all". The man then politely asked "Well
ma'am, if you're going to kill yourself anyway, would you sleep with me
first?". The woman angrily said "NO", to which the man then replied "Oh
well, I guess I'll have to wait until you hit the bottom."
standing on the edge ready to jump. He asked her what she was doing to
which she replied "I'm ending it all". The man then politely asked "Well
ma'am, if you're going to kill yourself anyway, would you sleep with me
first?". The woman angrily said "NO", to which the man then replied "Oh
well, I guess I'll have to wait until you hit the bottom."
