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Old 10-18-2005 | 09:28 AM
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A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of condoms, Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the
purchase he just made. "Olympic condoms?" she blurts. "What makes them so special?" "There are three colors", he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze." "What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily. "Gold of course," says the man proudly. The wife responds, "Really, why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!"
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Old 10-18-2005 | 09:49 AM
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The new Trojan Twisted Pleasures (green box) are very nice to both partners.
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Old 10-18-2005 | 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Oct 18 2005, 12:49 PM
The new Trojan Twisted Pleasures (green box) are very nice to both partners.
I'll keep that in mind.
Old 10-18-2005 | 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Oct 18 2005, 12:49 PM
The new Trojan Twisted Pleasures (green box) are very nice as water balloons.
i'll remember that since that's only use they would get these days





btw... the olympic condom was

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Old 10-18-2005 | 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted by alexf20c,Oct 18 2005, 12:50 PM
Old 10-18-2005 | 10:37 AM
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I should have turned this into a poll? Which condom should he wear and why?



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