......actually I am just starting to learn.

// Jacob is Da' Coolest

#include <iostream.h> // I have no fvck what this is, but something with directive for preporcessor?!?

int main() // no idea what this is either
{ // what the hell are these for?
cout << "I ownz j00!"; cout << "I am the t-1000 post whore";
return 0; // i have no idea that this is for
}

Eat that biznatch

 

http://www.cplusplus.com/doc/tutorial/tut1-2.html

I have no idea what i am reading on this page

 

Oh crap, return 0; ends that code or whatever.
COOL!

 

crap, i dont know how to d/l this friggin compiler.... it has all the files look like the are on my comp....but its like ftp or grr crap.

 

c++ is for wusses. too much structure!

 

Umm errm yea....well its ok cause im a newb.

 

I need a compiler

 

get gcc. if you're on windoze then get cygwin and do it from there

 

// Jacob is Da' Coolest

#include <iostream.h> // I have no fvck what this is, but something with directive for preporcessor?!?

....use <iostream>
it is standard compliant.

int main() // no idea what this is either

starts the function body of main.

{ // what the hell are these for?
cout << "I ownz j00!"; cout << "I am the t-1000 post whore";

std::cout would be better. they are io 'streams' to the console.

return 0; // i have no idea that this is for

you mean 'return EXIT_SUCCESS;'
return 0 is ambiguous on some systems. yeah it ends that block of code because it returns the value from the function.

}

 

C programs have a function called main(){body} which is what's called first after you link your program and run it. I suppose that's what's supposed to be shown here, guys.

For the famous "Hello World" program, you'd write:
main() {
printf("Hello worldn");
}

The return statement is used also to return a value to the caller. Here, for main, it gets returned to the "shell" which invoked the program.