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Old 10-29-2014 | 02:30 PM
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Default Oh, joy, I'm having a colonoscopy tomorrow.

I'm drinking that Golightly shit that tastes like soap. I'll be blowing soon.

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Old 10-29-2014 | 02:39 PM
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Old 10-29-2014 | 03:58 PM
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@ your last sentence RB NOT at the procedure

You'll be fine
Old 10-30-2014 | 06:51 AM
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Mazeltov!
Old 10-30-2014 | 08:43 AM
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Lol as I read this, I have a patient asleep in front of me for a colonoscopy
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No live feed, George?
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No live feed, George?
No, Dave, but I watched the whole thing on a monitor. The inside of my colon was weird. I'm goofed up on 250 cc of Demirol and 4 units of Versed. No guacamole enema for a sendoff. Anne Marie's going to cook me up a chicken pot pie soon.
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Mmmmmm. Pot Pie. You got a scrip for that George?

I'm overdue...

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Originally Posted by The Raptor
Originally Posted by zdave87' timestamp='1414688533' post='23388186
No live feed, George?
No, Dave, but I watched the whole thing on a monitor. The inside of my colon was weird. I'm goofed up on 250 cc of Demirol and 4 units of Versed. No guacamole enema for a sendoff. Anne Marie's going to cook me up a chicken pot pie soon.
I wanted to watch but they knocked me out with propofol.
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