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Old 10-18-2002 | 11:37 AM
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A cop pulls a guy over and says "You know why I pulled you over, you were speeding." The guy replies "I'm late for work?" The cop asks "What do you do?" He replies "I'm an asshole stretcher." The cop asks "How does that work?" He replies "You work it with your little finger, then your thumb, then three fingers, then your fist. It becomes one foot wide, eventually six feet wide. The cop asks "What do you do with a six foot asshole?" He replies "Give him a radar gun and hide him behind a tree."
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Old 10-18-2002 | 02:02 PM
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Oldie, but goodie George!

Reminds me....you never did the hair dryer trick did you?
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Old 10-18-2002 | 05:59 PM
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Old 10-18-2002 | 06:00 PM
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Old 10-18-2002 | 08:44 PM
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You were supposed to sit along side traffic and point a haridryer at them like a cop.
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Old 10-21-2002 | 08:20 AM
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Luke-

Yeah, I forgot all about that. Got to try it.
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Old 10-21-2002 | 08:38 AM
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The looks on peoples faces would be amazing.
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A guy in the UK got arrested for doing that !!!!

They charged him with impersonating a police office !!

(This is true by the way, not a joke !)
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Old 10-21-2002 | 04:21 PM
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How much time did you serve for that James?!?!?!?!








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None Peter ......

I am still on the run




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