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Old 08-04-2003 | 08:39 AM
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Oh my
Old 08-04-2003 | 08:43 AM
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Sophia's Story of the Week:

On Saturday night, I came home from dinner with friends at around 10:00 . I call my Pops at work to let him know I am home and that I am going to Barnes and Noble to buy a book. I go to B&N and buy two books.... Im a dork I know

Anyway, I am strolling back to my apartment and I see a random person standing in front of the building who doesnt live there...I ignore the person, even though the person is staring at me. I proceed to go into my building and up to my apartment.

I get into my apartment, turn on the TV, and pour myself a glass of juice. It is now close to 11PM. All of a sudden I hear a knock at my door. I ignore it because Im not expecting anyone, and my dad has his keys. The same person the rings my bell twice. Annoyed, I tiptoe up the 3 steps to my door and look out the peephole.....

ITS THE PERSON FROM OUTSIDE!!!!

Freaked out, I rush to the phone and call 911. I did this because you either have to have the key to get into the building or be rung in twice to get inside the building.... 911 asks for a description, I give it to them, except I couldnt remember if the person was male or female (there is a reason for me mentioning this)
I then call my dad's job only to find out he has already left with a friend of his, and they may be going out for drinks...my dad doesnt have a cell phone anymore, so I call his friend's house to get his friend's cell #....but that cell is off!!!

At that point 911 calls me back to let the cops in the building...they come upstairs and I tell them what I saw...the knock on the neighbor whose apt. is in from of mine and the DOOR IS OPEN....go inside and the person I saw is in there!!!!!

At this point I am behind my door peeking out frightened for my life. But, it turns out the person was a friend of the "lady" who lives in that apt.

Now heres the ironic, yet funny twist to all of this:
I have never really gotten a look at my neighbor....until that night. The cops turn to me after the neighbor closed the door and say
"YOU KNOW URE LADY NEIGHBOR IS A MAN RIGHT????"

Yes ladies and gentlemen, "shes" a man and so was the "intruder"!!!! Thats why I didnt notice what sex he/she was....
Old 08-04-2003 | 08:47 AM
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Nice!
Old 08-04-2003 | 08:55 AM
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Oh my Sophia! Thank god everything was ok..
Old 08-04-2003 | 08:55 AM
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:thinksSophiamayneedtogethereyeschecked:

Is his name Pat, by any chance?
Old 08-04-2003 | 08:57 AM
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Sup players?
Old 08-04-2003 | 08:59 AM
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Mornin Lil Girls and 's hows everyone today??????
Old 08-04-2003 | 09:00 AM
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sophia...
I'll try to dig out a pic!
Old 08-04-2003 | 09:00 AM
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Nice story....and hello
Old 08-04-2003 | 09:01 AM
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Hi Mom...



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