The Corner House of Whores and Monkeys. Enter for Fun & Shenanigans! We're weird here. In the most awesome way possible.

Most embarrasing car you've owned...

Thread Tools
 
Old 05-07-2002 | 02:00 PM
  #1  
amartin's Avatar
Thread Starter
Registered User
20 Year Member
 
Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 1,865
Likes: 0
From: Austin
Default

I owned a '74 Pontiac Ventura (4 door sedan) that was baby-blue with a "rockin" sound system pushing 100watts of pure distortion, and a '86 Chevy Van with Bucket Seats, tasles hanging, blinds, and rear AC. It was gold (err..gold/brown/rustyish).

Ohh, and a Honda Spree 50cc (top speed 35mph, driver bending down to get arrow, 41mph [of course I was 135lbs at the time]).

-- Aaron
Old 05-07-2002 | 02:32 PM
  #2  
01Blk's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: May 2002
Posts: 266
Likes: 0
Default

The most embarrassing car I've ever owned is a 2001 Honda S2000!!! It was Berlina Black with Black leather and has an awesome sound system and had a few engine mods. Why is this my most embarrassing car? Because it's the only car I've had, and still have.
Old 05-07-2002 | 02:41 PM
  #3  
The Post Whore's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 652
Likes: 0
From: Portland....but, SoCal soon
Default

A 1984 Ford Tempo(4 Door)..... that car was a pile of dung
Old 05-07-2002 | 09:22 PM
  #4  
AVXs2000's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Dec 2001
Posts: 6,879
Likes: 0
From: SoCal
Default

none
Old 05-07-2002 | 09:55 PM
  #5  
tokyo_james's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 65,827
Likes: 2
From: FCUK
Default

A Mini Metro......



But it is okay, because I wrote it off after only a couple of months
Old 05-07-2002 | 10:01 PM
  #6  
sLeEpie yEdDaz's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Nov 2001
Posts: 496
Likes: 0
From: neXt to yOu
Default

~* my little hello kitty bike....i still ride those now..haha..*~
Old 05-07-2002 | 10:30 PM
  #7  
AVXs2000's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Dec 2001
Posts: 6,879
Likes: 0
From: SoCal
Default

Originally posted by AVXs2000
none
....maybe the 95 Nissan Altima I had for 2 months and only drove 5 times can count....
Old 05-07-2002 | 11:57 PM
  #8  
AnDy_PaNdY's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Apr 2001
Posts: 10,655
Likes: 0
From: stafford
Default

[QUOTE]Originally posted by tokyo_james
[B]A Mini Metro......

Old 05-08-2002 | 12:03 AM
  #9  
tokyo_james's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 65,827
Likes: 2
From: FCUK
Default

Originally posted by AnDy_PaNdY




You poor bastard

I think that it makes me appreciate the cars that I own now all the more
Old 05-08-2002 | 08:35 AM
  #10  
Cubic Inch's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 8,019
Likes: 0
From: Texas
Default

An '89 Volkwagen Jetta.
13" stock rims, no air back, no ABS, NO LAP BELT! Driving on wet black top (or anything wet for that matter) was in excercise in skill and rally racing (I had many a bowel movement while driving in rain). Understeered like a drag racer.
Seat belt was attacted to door and moonroof was manual (had to open w/ hand crank near dome light). The speakers in the door wells kept popping out. My dad welded/grafted (if there is such a thing) red plastic from another taillight over a hole in the Jetta's taillight so that it would pass inspection. The prev taillight bulb had melted a hole thru the red taillight cover cuz it was the wrong size. I still remember the inspection guys laughing at my dad's handywork. At one point the tailpipe fell off the muffler (my friend said the car sounded better with it off).
Sometimes the driver's side headlamp would go off (or not come on) and could be fixed w/ 'applied science' (ie. hitting the headlamp 'til it came on).
The battery also died when it sat for more than a week (had it in college for almost a year). So had to push-start it many a time.

Saving graces: engine never quit on me (rebuilt motor)



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 11:37 AM.