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Old 03-27-2006 | 06:18 AM
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While I was watching the four NFL playoff games last weekend, my wife and I got into a conversation about life and death, and the need for living wills.
Duringthe course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted to exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking fluids from a bottle.She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.Man, sometimes it's tough being married to a smartass.
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Old 03-27-2006 | 09:22 AM
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I told my wife I didn't want to live in a vegetative state, so she got up and left.
Old 03-27-2006 | 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted by wicky,Mar 27 2006, 12:22 PM
I told my wife I didn't want to live in a vegetative state, so she got up and left.
Well good for her!! You didn't need that shit anyway.
It's all for the better. Stop focusing on the negatives, which is basically anything in the past. You have today, and if you're lucky the future. Make it what you want man.

And if you need a boost, just let the know.
Old 03-27-2006 | 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by day1si,Mar 27 2006, 11:18 AM
While I was watching the four NCAA regional playoff games last weekend, my wife and I got into a conversation about life and death, and the need for living wills.
Duringthe course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted to exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking fluids from a bottle.She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer. So I shot the bitch.
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Old 03-27-2006 | 10:31 AM
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dayo - you speak good words, I will incorprate into my outlook

martin - you know it takes 6 months to get divorce, and only 7 days to get a gun permit .... somebody at work pointed that out after I told him it'd be another 6 months....
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I'm sure we can supply you with a good alibi.

Besides - why do you think they found so few bodies when that plane went down outside of Miami? Go gators!
Old 03-27-2006 | 10:51 AM
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nice. I'm gonna tell that joke to my coworkers today.


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