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Old 06-23-2004 | 10:43 PM
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So, Alex, you bringing the V8 S2000 to Raptor's BBQ??
Old 06-24-2004 | 06:30 AM
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If I can make it. If I do go, you have my word that I'll be driving the S2000.
Old 06-24-2004 | 06:31 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by tokyo_james
That does it, I'm going to kick your butt!!
Old 06-24-2004 | 06:40 AM
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Originally posted by alexf20c
you have my word
That's just not worth much these days, it is, Alex?

By the way, how's it going with that incident that landed you in jail last week?
Old 06-24-2004 | 07:47 AM
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Those were awesome!
Old 06-24-2004 | 08:10 AM
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Jack, I went to court yesterday and my lawyer made a deal with the prosecutor. The prosecutor is letting me go to grand jury, where I only need to convince 4 of the 12 jurors that I did NOT assault the lady. If I do convince the 4, then it gets dismissed. If it doesn't, I just get indicted and go back to court like before.

So it doesn't hurt me, but it can certainly help.
Old 06-24-2004 | 08:12 AM
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I need to hear the whole story behind this.
Old 06-24-2004 | 08:19 AM
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Old 06-24-2004 | 08:26 AM
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Originally posted by alexf20c
Jack, I went to court yesterday and my lawyer made a deal with the prosecutor. The prosecutor is letting me go to grand jury, where I only need to convince 4 of the 12 jurors that I did NOT assault the lady. If I do convince the 4, then it gets dismissed. If it doesn't, I just get indicted and go back to court like before.

So it doesn't hurt me, but it can certainly help.
Well, good luck Alex. The sooner this is over, the better.

:fingers crossed:
Old 06-24-2004 | 08:31 AM
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Originally posted by tokyo_james
* Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.


My favourite. Liked them all though.




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