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Old 06-23-2004 | 03:42 PM
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* I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it.

I said, 'Thyroid problem?'
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* When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
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* I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
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* I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
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* A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston By-Pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.
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* My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.
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* Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
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* I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Aren't you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough."
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* If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?
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* I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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