Seeing as so many people are a bit cheesed off with most mainstream religions, I've decided to start my own cult.
I need a bit of help though, anybody want to join ?
What shall we worship ?

All virgins are welcome

 

All right.....here are two carried over from the other thread.

Our god's traits:
evil
he
likes virgin females

 

Our god's traits:
evil
he
likes virgin females
you can only eat high calorie foods
your god forgives all sins before they are committed

 

I'm in!

 

CALLING ALL VIRGINS!

:gestures: - Please make a line single file starting here and we'll (Andy, Brian, and I) look over your....mmmmm.....resume.

 

We have to worship the S2000, silly boys. And I don't really care about the virgins myself.

Other traits:

approves of partying, driving fast, and becoming the envy of all other drivers on the road.

 

and approves of piercing navels.

 

OK. I like all those!

 

Must be prepared to partake in mud wrestling

 

Let's call it the Church of the Exhalted Stook Light of First Congregational Mud Wrestlers.