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08-25-2006 | 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Aug 25 2006, 02:36 PM
Snow. . .
08-25-2006 | 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Aug 25 2006, 03:06 PM
And some jokes!
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- the attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services."
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
08-25-2006 | 03:14 PM
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From: La Crescenta, CA
Originally Posted by mikes2k,Aug 25 2006, 03:11 PM
Did you have any trouble at the border?
08-25-2006 | 03:17 PM
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From: Pt. A to Pt. B via VTEC!!
Originally Posted by The Raptor,Aug 25 2006, 06:14 PM
No. We breezed right through in both directions. Not much of a line for security either way, either. I even sneaked contraband through security at LAX -- Chapstick and toothpaste.