I started my 1,000 hours of community service yesterday.
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Oh, and I forgot to mention: a box of Quaker Oats, a Hilton hotel towel, a frying pan, a rusted out old Volkswagen Beetle, cinderblocks, syringes, a TV, a fishing pole, a bos of Cuban cigars, a laundry hamper full of dirty clothes, a box of bottles of human blood, a chain saw, a microwave oven, a stuffed moose head, motor oil, several bags of garbage, bricks, many boxes of enemas, a kilo of weed, a five-gallon drum of hot German mustard, electrical wire, and an apple tree.