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it's hazard round in the corner game. If i post my trick multiple times, the page breakage recurses

 

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[QUOTE]
Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

[QUOTE]
Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

[QUOTE]
Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

[QUOTE]
Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

[QUOTE]
Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

[QUOTE]
Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

[QUOTE]
Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his numbe

 

you're a sick sick indivisual UnaB

 

[QUOTE]
Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

[QUOTE]
Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

[QUOTE]
Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

[QUOTE]
Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

[QUOTE]
Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

[QUOTE]
Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

[QUOTE]
Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his numbe

 

[QUOTE]
Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

[QUOTE]
Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

[QUOTE]
Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

[QUOTE]
Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

[QUOTE]
Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

[QUOTE]
Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

[QUOTE]
Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his numbe

 

[QUOTE]
Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

[QUOTE]
Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

[QUOTE]
Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

[QUOTE]
Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

[QUOTE]
Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

[QUOTE]
Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

[QUOTE]
Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

"Don, you're an asshole."

"Yes?"

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"What's your name?"

parked right out in front."
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, it is."

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his

wrote down his number.
I
The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so
spot.
waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the
patiently
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

program?"
Caller ID
Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the
So, I called his number and said: "Hi, this is John Smith from the

would have to stop.
calling
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'

It always cheered me up.

bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!"
really
my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
I wrote his number down with the word 'ass hole' next to it, and put it in

hung up.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and

call the 'wrong' number again.
to
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided
the
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed

could be so rude.
anyone
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that

I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
phone
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a

you don't know.
someone
out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

Anger management really works!!!

NOW, I feel better.

squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
six
There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of

street.
West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th
Then I called Channel 9 News to let them know about the war going down on

1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way home to kill my gay lover.
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at

now."
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, you'll what?" I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"

"Hello, asshole," I said...again, without hanging up.

"Hello?" he said.

Then I called Asshole #2.

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

saying your prayers."
He said, "I'm coming over there right now, Don. And you had better start

black beemer parked in front."
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, ASSHOLE! It's a yellow house, with my

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."

"Who are you?" he demanded.

"Make me," I screamed back.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Yeah," I said.

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Hello."

I called Asshole #1.

with an idea.
came up
months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several

Then I hung up, and added his numbe