How not to join a church
07-30-2002 | 08:55 AM
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How not to join a church
A young, newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor said "We have special requirements. You must abstain from sex for two weeks." Two weeks later, the couple comes back to the church. The pastor asked "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?" "No, Pastor," the man said sadly. "My wife reached for a can of paint from the top shelf and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her right then and there." "You understand, of course, this means you're not welcome in our church," stated the pastor. "We know," replied the young man. "We're not welcome at Home Depot anymore, either."
