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Old 10-23-2002 | 07:37 AM
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Please review any holdings you may have in the following stocks: American can, Interstate Water, National Gas Company, Northern Tissue. Due to uncertain market conditions, I advise you to sit tight on your Can, hold your Water, and let go of your Gas. You may be interested to know that Northern Tissue touched a new bottom today. Millions could be wiped clean. It's a tough market out there. Be careful.
Old 10-23-2002 | 07:41 AM
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Old 10-23-2002 | 10:58 AM
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Invest in Kevlar
Old 10-23-2002 | 11:49 AM
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Old 10-23-2002 | 11:52 AM
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Invest in Kevlar
Even Kevlar won't stop the right bullets. There are some weapons out there that can punch through Class 3A (one of the highest protection levels around) at over 200 meters. I want one.

Even if I could get one of the guns, I would still need to get the ammo. Bad guys CAN get that stuff which is scary.

Check it out...
http://www.hkpro.com/pdw.htm
Old 10-23-2002 | 12:08 PM
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Scary stuff, the most we have over here are air guns and catapaults.
Old 10-23-2002 | 12:11 PM
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I'll take an air-to-air heat-seeking missile any day.

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Old 10-23-2002 | 01:33 PM
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invest in a bullet proof Stook!
Old 10-23-2002 | 04:04 PM
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SWARM gun mounted on my S!
Old 10-23-2002 | 05:34 PM
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invest in a bullet proof St**k!

It'll need to be bullet proof if you insist on using THAT name for it, my friend !!!!!!






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