hey guys i'm back and do i have a story to tell
04-17-2003 | 07:09 AM
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Yo, Josh... here's something to help you feel better while your back heals:
I've been plagued with back pain my whole life and know how bad it can be, I can only imagine what you must be goin' through.
So here's a story for your enlightenment:
When I bought my house in Vegas, My wife and I had a party and invited the whole cast from work. It was right around Halloween, and we ended up playing this rather fun game called "Michael Meyers" (no, not the one from Austin Powers.... the one from the Halloween movies, you idget!). My boss just walked in, so I'll make this short... Guy tries to drop from my balcony and lands with one foot half on-half off the concrete pool deck. He ended up with a lovely compound fracture of his ankle, which consequently took him out of the show for over a year, and opened up the slot that I took!
I guess this wasn't such a bad story after all!
I've been plagued with back pain my whole life and know how bad it can be, I can only imagine what you must be goin' through.
So here's a story for your enlightenment:
When I bought my house in Vegas, My wife and I had a party and invited the whole cast from work. It was right around Halloween, and we ended up playing this rather fun game called "Michael Meyers" (no, not the one from Austin Powers.... the one from the Halloween movies, you idget!). My boss just walked in, so I'll make this short... Guy tries to drop from my balcony and lands with one foot half on-half off the concrete pool deck. He ended up with a lovely compound fracture of his ankle, which consequently took him out of the show for over a year, and opened up the slot that I took!
I guess this wasn't such a bad story after all!
04-17-2003 | 08:04 AM
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Hee-hee...
John, that reminds me of another tale from my swash-buckling days!!!
Thanksgiving morning, 2000, I'm fast asleep in my beddy-by when all of a sudden, my 18 lb cat falls off of the window sill above my head, and leaves a three inch long bleeding gash in my forehead. It looked like hell! After throwing the cat in the pool, I proceeded to work. After the first show, I was taking pictures with some of the audience members, when one of them asked what jappened to my forehead. I explained that two weeks prior, during a show, one of the yard-arms had broken free, swung around and busted me right in the forehead. Knocked me out cold, and into the water backwards, I said.
What the hell.... sounded better than "my cat scratched me'!
John, that reminds me of another tale from my swash-buckling days!!!
Thanksgiving morning, 2000, I'm fast asleep in my beddy-by when all of a sudden, my 18 lb cat falls off of the window sill above my head, and leaves a three inch long bleeding gash in my forehead. It looked like hell! After throwing the cat in the pool, I proceeded to work. After the first show, I was taking pictures with some of the audience members, when one of them asked what jappened to my forehead. I explained that two weeks prior, during a show, one of the yard-arms had broken free, swung around and busted me right in the forehead. Knocked me out cold, and into the water backwards, I said.
What the hell.... sounded better than "my cat scratched me'!
04-17-2003 | 08:47 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Zoechops
[B]Hee-hee...
John, that reminds me of another tale from my swash-buckling days!!!
Thanksgiving morning, 2000, I'm fast asleep in my beddy-by when all of a sudden, my 18 lb cat falls off of the window sill above my head, and leaves a three inch long bleeding gash in my forehead. It looked like hell!
[B]Hee-hee...
John, that reminds me of another tale from my swash-buckling days!!!
Thanksgiving morning, 2000, I'm fast asleep in my beddy-by when all of a sudden, my 18 lb cat falls off of the window sill above my head, and leaves a three inch long bleeding gash in my forehead. It looked like hell!
04-17-2003 | 10:08 AM
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Boo Swain is doing quite well and livin' large. He had another close brush with death after almost killing my father (the lil' Bastard-the cat, not my dad- scratched him bad enough to make hime bledd, and my father was on Kumadin (sp?), a blood thinner. Poor bastard-dad, not the cat- bled like a stuck pig for quite a bit.
Boo Swain has had his share of come-uppins with the Great Danes, so all is fare.
Boo Swain has had his share of come-uppins with the Great Danes, so all is fare.