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Old 02-24-2003 | 06:45 AM
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She was last seen driving a silver Kia Spectra, listening to "My Boy Friend." She ran out of gas and was seen with a hunky road-assistance guy ! She's blonde and changed her hair style 3 times recently. Someone told me that there are a lot of her pix (as she is a "hottie" who makes Jennifer Aniston look positively boring) on the internet but I can't seem to find any. Oh, I seem to have forgot her name, address and phone number too! Don't worry, I'm not a stalker type...just want to pay my respect to her towards general direction and . Can any body help me?
Old 02-24-2003 | 06:57 AM
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You have to remember her name first.
Old 02-24-2003 | 07:45 AM
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To be honest, I used to be a Hippie with bad foot odor...I think that's why she hated me. And you know what they say about Hippies and Free Love and all . So I don't remember her name .
Old 02-24-2003 | 07:49 AM
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I use Tinactin liquid spray.
Old 02-24-2003 | 07:53 AM
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WTF?
Old 02-24-2003 | 08:26 AM
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I have an idea if she was so Hot then you must be so why don't you put up a pic of you in Mom's Hot Dude thread maybe that will get her attention
























and speaking of hot dudes Ben did you see I was congratulating you on making the cover of Vanity Fair???Check the "Zoe is confused again" thread
Old 02-24-2003 | 08:37 AM
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Now why in the world would you date someone who drove a Kia?

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Old 02-24-2003 | 08:53 AM
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I use Tinactin liquid spray.
Aakk...don't tell me I lost her cuz I was too cheap to buy a bottle of tough actin tinactin !

Besides, I was penniless Hippie back then so I used to cover my feet in baking soda...I guess it didn't work .
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Confucius say "Always trust John Madden."
Old 02-24-2003 | 09:31 AM
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[QUOTE]I have an idea if she was so Hot then you must be so why don't you put up a pic of you in Mom's Hot Dude thread maybe that will get her attention


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