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Old 02-02-2007 | 08:31 AM
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Default Help, I'm trapped in my own house!

The automatic garage door is jammed. There's a bent pin on a track roller -- mangled is a better word. It won't even open on manual. I have to wait for the garage door guy. Mrs. Raptor went off with one of my guys to do site inspections, but I'm stuck. This is the pits!
Old 02-02-2007 | 09:02 AM
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Raptors aren't kept in by flimsy garage doors
Old 02-02-2007 | 09:15 AM
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You have internet in your garage?
Old 02-02-2007 | 09:16 AM
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RAWR!
Old 02-02-2007 | 09:17 AM
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I'm assuming he can get in/out of the house... but he can't get the car out of the garage
Old 02-02-2007 | 09:18 AM
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but I hear raptors can run pretty fast
Old 02-02-2007 | 09:18 AM
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no need for the car!
Old 02-02-2007 | 09:56 AM
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they also jump high and putrefact all over the place
Old 02-02-2007 | 09:56 AM
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Old 02-02-2007 | 10:00 AM
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