The first one cracks me up...definitely my fav.





These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line:

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you, because I was pi$$ed

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and
so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything you're not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming


My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way


My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime

 

LMAO

 

hahahahahahahaha

 

:rofl

 

 

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!



LMAO!!! This is my favorite!

 

heh heh...that was the other one I liked.

 

The last one isn't too bad either.....I hope Kelly reads these...she'll laugh her a$$ off....She hates V-day because it was my anniversary with my ex

 

 

LMAO