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Old 11-22-2002 | 01:02 AM
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such a HAPPY letter from a lovely child

Old 11-22-2002 | 12:23 PM
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What a sweet little child.
Old 11-22-2002 | 12:49 PM
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Reminds me of me as the weight of the world crushed my spirit.
Old 11-22-2002 | 01:09 PM
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heh heh heh....Good little boy!
Old 11-22-2002 | 01:14 PM
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One year my cousins replaced all my presents with three bags of BBQ charcoal....it backfired...i thought it was cool and started looking in my stocking for matches....
Old 11-22-2002 | 01:27 PM
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My birthday's on Christmas -- the ultimate ripoff. When I was a kid I would get a nice Christmas present with a nice Christmas card. Scotch taped to the card would be a stale, cracked jelly bean, usually green, with a note that said "Oh, yeah, happy birthday you little asshole.
Old 11-22-2002 | 01:29 PM
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!

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Old 11-22-2002 | 01:34 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by The Raptor
[B]My birthday's on Christmas -- the ultimate ripoff.
Old 11-22-2002 | 01:37 PM
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Old 11-22-2002 | 01:45 PM
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Originally posted by The Raptor
Scotch taped to the card would be a stale, cracked jelly bean, usually green, with a note that said "Oh, yeah, happy birthday you little asshole.
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