HAPPY BIRTHDAY BILLY Hope your birthday wishes come true :stalecake:

 

They usually don't, Mike, but I appreciate the thought...

 

Sorry to chime in so late, but I've been gone all day...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DELI!!!

 

Happy Boifday

 

Happy B-Day Billy my Boy!!!

:stalepieceofass:

 

Happy birthday, Billy.

 

HBD WSB

 

So how was it Jeff? How does it feel to be XX old and in love with a inflatable sheep

 

Happy b-day fellow Aries!

:boobies:

 

Little 6-year-old Tommy was spending the weekend with his grandparents, and Saturday morning they woke up early to go fishing in the pond out back. About 30min in, Grammpa pulls out a cigarette and lights it up.

Little Tommy asks, "Grammpa, can I have a cigarette?"

"Well, Tommy," he replies, "does your penis touch your asshole?"

"Umm... no..." little Tommy says.

"Well, when they do you can have a cigarette."



Another 30min had passed and Grammpa opens up the cooler and pulls out a Corona.

"Can I have a beer, Grammpa?" little Tommy asked again.

"Does your penis touch your asshole?" Grammpa asked.

"Umm... no..." he says.

"Well, when they do maybe you can have a beer," Grammpa says once more.



It was coming up to lunch time so little Tommy fetches a brown paper bag, and pulls out a container of chocolate brownies. After a few bites into the first brownie, Grammpa asks, "Hey there Tommy, are those some of your Gramma's world-famous home-cooked double chocolate brownies?"

"Yes, sir!" he says excitedly.

"You mind if I grab one of 'em puppies... I'm gettin' awful hungry myself," Grammpa says.

"Well, Grammpa, does your penis touch your asshole?" little Tommy asks.

Surprised, Grammpa replies, "Why, yes, yes it does Tommy."

"Well," little Tommy says, "THEN GO **** YOURSELF!!!"