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04-05-2004 | 11:31 AM
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From: Come see me after class.
Originally posted by Chazmo
:ponders the complexity of self-****ing:
:ponders the complexity of self-****ing:
Little 6-year-old Tommy was spending the weekend with his grandparents, and Saturday morning they woke up early to go fishing in the pond out back. About 30min in, Grammpa pulls out a cigarette and lights it up.
Little Tommy asks, "Grammpa, can I have a cigarette?"
"Well, Tommy," he replies, "does your penis touch your asshole?"
"Umm... no..." little Tommy says.
"Well, when they do you can have a cigarette."
Another 30min had passed and Grammpa opens up the cooler and pulls out a Corona.
"Can I have a beer, Grammpa?" little Tommy asked again.
"Does your penis touch your asshole?" Grammpa asked.
"Umm... no..." he says.
"Well, when they do maybe you can have a beer," Grammpa says once more.
It was coming up to lunch time so little Tommy fetches a brown paper bag, and pulls out a container of chocolate brownies. After a few bites into the first brownie, Grammpa asks, "Hey there Tommy, are those some of your Gramma's world-famous home-cooked double chocolate brownies?"
"Yes, sir!" he says excitedly.
"You mind if I grab one of 'em puppies... I'm gettin' awful hungry myself," Grammpa says.
"Well, Grammpa, does your penis touch your asshole?" little Tommy asks.
Surprised, Grammpa replies, "Why, yes, yes it does Tommy."
"Well," little Tommy says, "THEN GO **** YOURSELF!!!"