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Old 04-30-2009 | 02:54 PM
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Dom: [pointing to a picture] That's my dad. He was coming up in the pro-stock circuit. Last race of the season, he was coming into the final turn when a driver named Kenny Linder tapped his bumper and put him into the wall at a hundred and twenty miles an hour. I watched my father burn to death. I can still remember him screaming. The people who were there said my father died long before the tanks blew. They said it was me that was screaming.
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Old 04-30-2009 | 02:56 PM
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Dom: I saw Linder about a week later. I had the wrench in my hand... and I hit him! And I didn't mean to keep hitting him, but by the time I was done, I couldn't lift my arm. He's a janitor at an elementary school. He has to take the bus to work... and they banned me from the tracks for life.
Old 04-30-2009 | 02:57 PM
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Leon: [sitting on a chair with a girl in his lap, looks up and sees Dom walk in] Hey. Dom. We were just about to go look for you.
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Old 04-30-2009 | 03:00 PM
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Old 04-30-2009 | 03:04 PM
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Dom: I
Old 04-30-2009 | 03:06 PM
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i dont know how id react if i got hit by a dildo tho seriously. just think about it really happening to you
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Originally Posted by DanZilla,Apr 30 2009, 04:20 PM



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