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Old 07-09-2002 | 11:08 AM
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Hello, may I please speak to Josh.

There is no Josh here. Why do people keep calling for Josh.

Maam, this is Agent John Stivers with the local office of the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation. We have reason to believe that Josh is involved in very serious illegal, interstate narcotics transactions. That would probably explain all the calls you've been getting.

Well, I don't know anything about it and I don't know who this Josh person is.

Maam, we have your residence surrounded as we speak. Please open the front door slowly and walk out the door slowly with both hands in the air.. If you do not comply within five minutes, we will be forced to fire a tear gas canister through your front window, kick down your door, and place you under arrest. Your immediate cooperation will insure that you are not injured.

Click.
Old 07-09-2002 | 11:13 AM
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Good one George!
Old 07-09-2002 | 11:29 AM
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omg George you're scaring her!!!!!!
Old 07-09-2002 | 11:30 AM
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oh hey btw this was a cellphone number
Old 07-09-2002 | 12:46 PM
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yeah, try not to say things that would make her call the authorities
Old 07-09-2002 | 12:51 PM
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should I call and see if there are any messages for me?
Old 07-09-2002 | 12:53 PM
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do it!
Old 07-09-2002 | 02:04 PM
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Originally posted by SR71BB
do it!
Old 07-09-2002 | 05:40 PM
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Originally posted by The Unabageler
should I call and see if there are any messages for me?

ROFLMFAO


Oh PLEASE do it Josh, that would just be TOO funny !!!!!
Old 07-09-2002 | 05:53 PM
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Can't believe a bunch of grown-ups are making phony phone calls.

I'm embarassed.

And, quite amused.



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