for a good time call 240.994.0253
07-08-2002 | 03:53 PM
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for a good time call 240.994.0253
for a good time call 240.994.0253 and ask for Josh
It's my old phone number from back east and I called one night and the lady there hung up on me...I thought it was amusing, and she'll get really really pissed and amuse me more if everyone calls there and asks for me cuz she never gave me a chance to leave a forwarding number
It's my old phone number from back east and I called one night and the lady there hung up on me...I thought it was amusing, and she'll get really really pissed and amuse me more if everyone calls there and asks for me cuz she never gave me a chance to leave a forwarding number
07-08-2002 | 04:55 PM
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"Good Afternoon, is Josh home?"
"No, you have the wrong number."
"Well I'm sorry. You wouldn't have his new number, would you?"
"No, but I must have his old number because you're the third or fourth person to call looking for him."
"I won't call him at this number again. Have a great evening."
"Thanks."
...ten minutes of phone sex...
Hang-up.
"No, you have the wrong number."
"Well I'm sorry. You wouldn't have his new number, would you?"
"No, but I must have his old number because you're the third or fourth person to call looking for him."
"I won't call him at this number again. Have a great evening."
"Thanks."
...ten minutes of phone sex...
Hang-up.
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07-08-2002 | 07:56 PM
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for sale items:
car
house
dog
cat
child
bike
television
call as Maryland State Trooper Wayland Smithers and call looking for me.
call in as an FBI agent and ask why I'm not at work
Call as George Bush about playing a round of golf next week.
Call with your voice muffled and ask for Josh.
Call and try to start a conversation. Ask her how her day was, comment on how her voice is so pretty, whatever. Ask for her number then realize you already have it. Keep a smile on and laugh at your own stupidity. Laugh violently.
how are those ideas?
car
house
dog
cat
child
bike
television
call as Maryland State Trooper Wayland Smithers and call looking for me.
call in as an FBI agent and ask why I'm not at work
Call as George Bush about playing a round of golf next week.
Call with your voice muffled and ask for Josh.
Call and try to start a conversation. Ask her how her day was, comment on how her voice is so pretty, whatever. Ask for her number then realize you already have it. Keep a smile on and laugh at your own stupidity. Laugh violently.
how are those ideas?
07-08-2002 | 08:21 PM
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"Hello."
"Please tell me Josh is home."
"Sorry, there's no Josh at this number."
"You've got to be shitting me. Is this 994-0253?"
"Yes but there's no Josh here."
"Well what the hell happened to him?"
"I have no idea but people have been calling for him all night and I'm trying to sleep. Call Information or something."
"Well maybe you can help me instead. I'm sorry if I come off as rude but I just got arrested again and I either need to get some bail money or I need to find a lawyer. You're not a lawyer are you?"
"No."
"Is there any way you can come to Baltimore and bail me out?"
click
"Please tell me Josh is home."
"Sorry, there's no Josh at this number."
"You've got to be shitting me. Is this 994-0253?"
"Yes but there's no Josh here."
"Well what the hell happened to him?"
"I have no idea but people have been calling for him all night and I'm trying to sleep. Call Information or something."
"Well maybe you can help me instead. I'm sorry if I come off as rude but I just got arrested again and I either need to get some bail money or I need to find a lawyer. You're not a lawyer are you?"
"No."
"Is there any way you can come to Baltimore and bail me out?"
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