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10-23-2002 | 07:28 PM
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the Doc says...
Hmmmmmm....
The introduction of these variables greatly influence and therefore jeopordize what scientists claim to have proved undisputedly.
The variable that concerns me is wether or not the swallow is European or African. Assuming the European swallow is in central Europe, and the african swalow is in central Africa... I would have to suggest the the African swallow would have the advantage of descended flight while the European swallow would excel at level and ascending flight. The influence is the relative position to the equator. Assuming that the equator has the largest circumference/diameter, thus submitting to the greatest effects of gravity, the african swallow would then benefit from gravity while descending. Likewise, the European swallow would benefit from decreased gravityational effects in level and ascending flight.
In conclusion, the European swallow would most likely accel at 2/3 dimensions of flight (level and ascension), while the African swallow would accel at only 1/3 dimensions of flight (descension).
If an American swallow were introduced into this equation, it would most likely accel at 3/3 dimensions of flight, and then some. Please bear in mind that an English swallow would inevitably fly wing to wing with said American swallow due to shared technologies and genetic inspiration.
As before, these facts are documented and available for public review.
Hmmmmmm....
The introduction of these variables greatly influence and therefore jeopordize what scientists claim to have proved undisputedly.
The variable that concerns me is wether or not the swallow is European or African. Assuming the European swallow is in central Europe, and the african swalow is in central Africa... I would have to suggest the the African swallow would have the advantage of descended flight while the European swallow would excel at level and ascending flight. The influence is the relative position to the equator. Assuming that the equator has the largest circumference/diameter, thus submitting to the greatest effects of gravity, the african swallow would then benefit from gravity while descending. Likewise, the European swallow would benefit from decreased gravityational effects in level and ascending flight.
In conclusion, the European swallow would most likely accel at 2/3 dimensions of flight (level and ascension), while the African swallow would accel at only 1/3 dimensions of flight (descension).
If an American swallow were introduced into this equation, it would most likely accel at 3/3 dimensions of flight, and then some. Please bear in mind that an English swallow would inevitably fly wing to wing with said American swallow due to shared technologies and genetic inspiration.
As before, these facts are documented and available for public review.
10-23-2002 | 07:41 PM
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The Doc also adds...
'how hard you swallow' depends on wether the variable being swallowed is gaseous, liquid or solid.
Gaseous variables are limited in velocity by existing pressure in the esophagous. This pressure can eminate from either gastro-intestinal digestion, routed through the stomach, or simple residual carbon-dioxide in the lungs... this of course depends on the timing of the attempted swallow of gaseous variables vs. timing of the breathing cycle (i.e. inhale/exhale).
Swallowing of liquid or solid variables is affected by remaining food in the digestive tract. Food variables can also affect the intensity of the swallow due to the varying rates of gas release depending on said food digestive traits.
Final scietific conclusion:
girls swallow best.
'how hard you swallow' depends on wether the variable being swallowed is gaseous, liquid or solid.
Gaseous variables are limited in velocity by existing pressure in the esophagous. This pressure can eminate from either gastro-intestinal digestion, routed through the stomach, or simple residual carbon-dioxide in the lungs... this of course depends on the timing of the attempted swallow of gaseous variables vs. timing of the breathing cycle (i.e. inhale/exhale).
Swallowing of liquid or solid variables is affected by remaining food in the digestive tract. Food variables can also affect the intensity of the swallow due to the varying rates of gas release depending on said food digestive traits.
Final scietific conclusion:
girls swallow best.
10-24-2002 | 04:04 AM
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the Doc says...
Obviously, the type of car you will buy next is dictated by your needs, financial limitations, geographical area, prior vehicular satisfaction based on previous ownership, and meteorological event history.
Taking into consideration your previous posts, and the contenet therein, I have preparred the following automotive purchase profile...
2000 or newer Kia Sephia
(or you could just buy another S2000)
Obviously, the type of car you will buy next is dictated by your needs, financial limitations, geographical area, prior vehicular satisfaction based on previous ownership, and meteorological event history.
Taking into consideration your previous posts, and the contenet therein, I have preparred the following automotive purchase profile...
2000 or newer Kia Sephia
(or you could just buy another S2000)
10-24-2002 | 05:01 AM
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'Oh Lordy Lordy.... I own all the Monty Python movies on DVD'
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Thus creating an increased potenetial for slumber during feature viewing, based on repetitive feature viewing over time. In this case, sleep potential is directly proportional to number of feature viewings. The fact that these features are digitaly stored on a DVD create an even greater potential for slumber-related activities, due to the exponentially increased lifespan of said feature. This, in turn, allows an increased number feature viewings, resulting in greater capacity for slumber.
the Doc says...
Thus creating an increased potenetial for slumber during feature viewing, based on repetitive feature viewing over time. In this case, sleep potential is directly proportional to number of feature viewings. The fact that these features are digitaly stored on a DVD create an even greater potential for slumber-related activities, due to the exponentially increased lifespan of said feature. This, in turn, allows an increased number feature viewings, resulting in greater capacity for slumber.
02-25-2003 | 07:22 AM
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HAHAHAHAHA! Zoe, you're a goddammed genius! You mentioned that you moved? WHat's the deal with that?
This has got to be some of the funniest shite I have ever read here...you're my hero!
This has got to be some of the funniest shite I have ever read here...you're my hero!