George W. Bush died and went to hell, where he was
09-17-2004 | 06:57 AM
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George W. Bush died and went to hell, where he was
Mr. Bush. Welcome to hell. we've been expecting you. You've come to the right place. However, I have a little problem. I'm fully booked right now and don't have a place to put you. I'm afraid I'm going to send someone who's led a less evil life than you off to heaven to make room for you. I'll even let you choose who goes." The devil then leads Bush into a room where Teddy Kennedy is swimming upstream in a powerful, violent river rapids, swimming like hell but getting nowhere, choking, swallowing water. Bush says "I can't do this. I'm not a very good swimmer." So the devil leads him to another room where Al Gore is standing next to a huge pile of rocks in a boiling hot room, breaking rocks with a long-handled sledgehammer, sweating profusely. "I can't do this either. I have a bad shoulder" says Bush. "I'd be in constant agony." So the devil leads him to still another room where Bill Clinton is spreadeagle on his back, his arms and legs strapped to the floor, Monica Lewinsky bent over him, doing what she does best. "I can definitely do this" Bush exclaims. So the devil says "OK, Monica, you're free to go."
