The Raptor

Geography of a woman:

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America; well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India; very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40,a woman is like France; gently aging but still warm, and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain; with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia; lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia; very wide, and borders are now unpatrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages, only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual
knowledge visit there.

Geography Of A Man:

Between 15 and 70, a man is like Cuba --- ruled by a dick.

zdave87

Tetsuei

The Raptor

RichUK

S2020

george, you're missing a few lines about a woman's age

racer chick

S2020

What is the difference between girls/woman
aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

mrmophandle

My wife is like Tibet; with high peaks, beautiful valleys, and at times, cold as hell.

UnkieTrunkie

My girlfriend is like Atlantis. . . a collective figment of our imagination.