My boss emails quite a few jokes, quotes, etc. Some are worthwhile and some are a waste. He emailed this one today and I thought it was quite interesting. Things you don't realize until

Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!
Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
Rule 3: Chances are you will not be a millionaire right out of high school. You won't be a company VP with a driver until you earn both.
Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grand-parents had a different word for burger flipping - they called it opportunity.
Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.
Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

Your thoughts????

 

good stuff..

so true..

 

Rule 12- Pay your bills first. Don't overextend your credit.

 

Facts of Life?


Mrs. Garret was a slut and Tootie needed an attitude adjustment.



nuff saud.

 

But Blair . .. ahh Blair . . ..

can you say IDB!!!!!!!

 

Blair was a stuck up biatch. Joe, on the other hand, was the obvious male-role lesbian, and was most likely violating Natalie when nobody was looking.

 

That's the reason for the IDB. Call it a grudge or an attitude adjustment. I think she would be a little more humble after IDB.

 

Si-ma-da-na!!! You two.

 

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