My mates wife is pregnant, so we have taken to calling her Clyde (from Every Which Way but Loose ... ) since her stomach is beginning to resemble his , anyway her is an extract from an e-mail conversation I had with him today I nearly wet myself when I read the last reply ....


Him: Fancy tasting another beer tonight or are you travelling?

Me: will be travelling I am afraid ..... leaving about 7pm ...... what are your plans for Sunday evening ?

Him: No plans yet, apparently the weather is supposed to be sh*te again

Me: since the FP always wants to stay in on a Sunday and Clyde will probably be tired, I thought if we were back in time, that maybe the boys should be allowed down the pub
on their own !

Him: splendid idea, I'll get some bananas in so that she wont have to cook

 

that's pretty funny. Is this a welshie mate of yours or a native?

 

He is a jock actually !

 

a jock?

 

A sweaty ......

 

what does that have to do with his nationality??

 

He is Scottish !

A sweaty sock = jock = Scottish

 

Gotcha

Is he in Tokyo with you as well? Can't they find any Japanese to do your work????

 

I don't get the bananas part.... should I be using the dirty part of my mind or something?

 

no, if it was dirty the guys would be staying home to take pictures.....