Dear Tech Support
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. Soon I noticed that
the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
space and valuable resources. No mention of this was included with the
product information. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other
programs and now launches during system initialisation, where it monitors
all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football
5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5 and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the
system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background
while attempting to run my favourite applications. I'm thinking about
going back to Girlfriend 6.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0

Please Help!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks
A troubled user.

Reply:
Dear troubled User
This is a very common problem that men complain about. It is due to a
primary misconception among men. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0
to Wife 1.0 thinking that it is merely a Utilities and Entertainment
program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by it's creator to run
everything!!!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to
Girlfriend 6.0. Hidden operating systems files cause Girlfriend 6.0 to
emulate Wife 1.0, so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall,
purge or delete the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 6.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not
allow this. Some have tried Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with
more problems than in the original system. Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual
under " Warnings- Alimony/child support". I recommend that you keep Wife
1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the
background application "Yes dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
Having installed Wife 1.0 myself, I also suggest that you read the entire
section regarding " General Partnership Faults"(GPF's). You must assume
all responsibility for any faults and problems that occur, regardless of
their cause. You will also find that GPF'S are cyclical. The best course
of action is to enter the common C:APOLOGIZE. Avoid excessive use of
C:YES DEAR because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command
before the system will return to normal anyway. Remember the system will
run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all GPF's.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0,
Cook It 1.5(which replaces Burn It 1.0), and Do Bills 4.2. You must,
however, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will
cause the system to launch the program NAG NAG 9.5. Once this happens the
only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional
software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 should this happen.

WARNING
Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3.
This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible
damage to the operating system.
Best of luck
Tech Support.

 

 

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