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A Day at the Races...

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Old 05-08-2002 | 01:20 PM
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Default A Day at the Races...

The Line-Up:
1. Passionate Lady
2. Bare Belly
3. Silk Panties
4. Conscience
5. Jockey Shorts
6. Clean Sheets
7. Thighs
8. Big Dick
9. Heavy Bosom
10. Merry Cherry

THEY'RE OFF!
Conscience is left behind at the gate. Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties
are off in a hurry. Heavy Bosom is being pressured. Passionate Lady
is caught between Thighs and Big Dick is in a dangerous spot.

AT THE HALFWAY MARK:
It's Bare Belly on top. Thighs open up first and Big Dick is pressing in.

Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets. Passionate
Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly. Bare Belly is under
terrific pressure from Big Dick.

AT THE STRETCH:

Merry Cherry cracks under the strain. Big Dick is making a final drive.

Big Dick is in and Passionate Lady is coming.

AT THE FINISH:
It's Big Dick giving everything he's got and Passionate Lady takes
everything Big Dick has to offer. It looks like a dead heat but Big Dick

comes through with one final thrust and wins by a head...Bare Belly
shows...Thighs
weaken...Heavy Bosom pulls up...and Clean Sheets never
had a chance!
Old 05-08-2002 | 02:32 PM
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Originally posted by The Post Whore
Passionate Lady takes everything Big Dick has to offer
Damn I miss my sex life...
Old 05-08-2002 | 02:33 PM
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What is this shit?
Old 05-08-2002 | 03:25 PM
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Originally posted by Shlubadubin'
What is this shit?
Nothing, it was a joke. Go back to drinkin' the bong water...
Old 05-08-2002 | 03:38 PM
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drink bong water
Old 05-08-2002 | 03:56 PM
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Old 05-09-2002 | 07:10 AM
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Never Drink Bong Water
Old 05-09-2002 | 07:13 AM
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Originally posted by The Post Whore
Never Drink Bong Water
You're not supposed to drink that stuff?
Old 05-09-2002 | 07:21 AM
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Bong Water---->
Old 05-09-2002 | 07:37 AM
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