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Old 07-14-2003 | 04:28 PM
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Their lives sucked. The cucumber said "Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad." The pickle looks at him and says "You think you have it bad? Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone puts me in vinegar, puts spices on me, and sticks me in a jar." The penis glared at both of them and said "You guys think you have it rough? Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, they put a rubber tarp over my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out."
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Old 07-14-2003 | 04:36 PM
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Old 07-14-2003 | 04:41 PM
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Raptor Bud what are we gonna do with you huh??? Can't wait to see ya Sat!!!!
Old 07-14-2003 | 04:42 PM
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Guess no one likes your jokes, Raptor.

Or George.







Puahahah.
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Saturday it is, Mrs. Robinson.

I like my jokes.
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Originally posted by The Raptor
Saturday it is, Mrs. Robinson.

I like my jokes.
So do I, Raptor.

Soo dooo I.

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Old 07-14-2003 | 06:21 PM
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Thanks, K, good to have you back, ol buddy. I missed you.
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Old 07-14-2003 | 07:18 PM
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..........you can rust.



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