A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis were sitting around one day talking about how much
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A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis were sitting around one day talking about how much
Their lives sucked. The cucumber said "Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad." The pickle looks at him and says "You think you have it bad? Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone puts me in vinegar, puts spices on me, and sticks me in a jar." The penis glared at both of them and said "You guys think you have it rough? Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, they put a rubber tarp over my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out."