Contruction is a bitch...
05-29-2002 | 02:55 PM
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From: P Town
Contruction is a bitch...
Truly a heart warming story about the bond formed between a little
girl and some construction workers. This makes you want to believe
in the goodness of people and believe there is hope for the human
race.
A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot.
One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house
on the empty lot. The young family's 6-year-old daughter naturally
took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started
talking with the workers. She hung around and eventually the
construction crew, gems-in-the-rough all of them, more or less
adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her,
let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks,
and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel
important.
At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay
envelope containing a dollar. The little girl took this home
to her mother who said all the appropriate words of admiration
and suggested that they take the dollar pay she had received
to the bank the next day to start a savings account. When they
got to the bank the teller was equally impressed with the story
and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay
check at such a young age..
The little girl proudly replied, "I've been working with a crew
building a house all week."
"My goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working
on the house again this week too?"
She replied "I will if those useless sons of bitches at the lumber
yard ever bring us any drywall that's worth a shit!"
girl and some construction workers. This makes you want to believe
in the goodness of people and believe there is hope for the human
race.
A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot.
One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house
on the empty lot. The young family's 6-year-old daughter naturally
took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started
talking with the workers. She hung around and eventually the
construction crew, gems-in-the-rough all of them, more or less
adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her,
let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks,
and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel
important.
At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay
envelope containing a dollar. The little girl took this home
to her mother who said all the appropriate words of admiration
and suggested that they take the dollar pay she had received
to the bank the next day to start a savings account. When they
got to the bank the teller was equally impressed with the story
and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay
check at such a young age..
The little girl proudly replied, "I've been working with a crew
building a house all week."
"My goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working
on the house again this week too?"
She replied "I will if those useless sons of bitches at the lumber
yard ever bring us any drywall that's worth a shit!"
05-29-2002 | 08:56 PM
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Sorry, couldn't resist it
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05-30-2002 | 10:59 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by s2k_redhead
[B]Can all you people please keep your whoring posts straight??!!! I just don't have enough time to be reading the same posts multiple times.
[B]Can all you people please keep your whoring posts straight??!!! I just don't have enough time to be reading the same posts multiple times.