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Old 07-16-2004 | 08:01 AM
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Default Bye Bye Martha

5 months, oh well, could have been longer I guess

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Old 07-16-2004 | 08:03 AM
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Martha...
Old 07-16-2004 | 08:52 AM
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My favorite part is the 2 years wearing a monitoring bracelet...
Old 07-16-2004 | 08:54 AM
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Do you think she can make it into a fashionable, must have accessory?
Old 07-16-2004 | 08:54 AM
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Oh, poor thing...she's not going to have her fancy linens to sleep on either. I hope black and white becomes her.
Old 07-16-2004 | 08:56 AM
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Maybe it'll be a jail that makes them wear orange...that'll bring out all the lines and wrinkles on her face...though black would accentuate her smeared mascara from crying herself to sleep...
Old 07-16-2004 | 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted by brantshali,Jul 16 2004, 10:52 AM
My favorite part is the 2 years wearing a monitoring bracelet...
That's pretty indignifying...

I wonder what the bracelet does... monitor her phone call?

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Old 07-16-2004 | 09:02 AM
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I heard on the radio today that they are going to be wearing black and white. She'll be stripped searched up to two times a day and has to use the communal (sp?) shower. No special attention for her!!
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Its a good thing
Old 07-16-2004 | 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted by PeaceLove&S2K,Jul 16 2004, 08:58 AM
That's pretty indignifying...

I wonder what the bracelet does... monitor her phone call?
Probably more of a proximity alarm where they can track her via GPS or something along those lines. I'd pay them extra if they could make it like one of those dog collars that shocks when you cross the invisible fence...



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